You are like a fashion mullet. All business in the front (relatively) and party in the back. Your color palette is versatile but energetic, your zippers are reminiscent of a sexy exoskeleton, and your bondage back is a refreshing take on Herve Leger. There is only one problem: the $2000+ price tag standing between us. For now, dear dress, our love shall remain unrequited.
Love, Awkward Chic
Versace Zip-Detail Wool-Blend Dress, $2,425 at net-a-porter.com.